$13

It's a stake. It's a cross. Dip it in holy water and season it with garlic and you have the world's highest rated four-in-one Vampire Repellent on the market today. It's 100% Buffy* approved.

*Buffy is my dentist's dog, not the WB teen drama hero portrayed by Sarah Michelle Gellar. She's only a pomeranian, but she does think these earrings are pretty cool.

Specs: These acrylic earrings measure approximately 2.7" x 2.3". They come on fish hooks giving them a total hang length of 3.5".

Optional Customizations: Fish hooks can be exchanged for clip-ons for unpierced ears.

Accessibility: All metal components are lead-free and nickel-free.