$13

Isn't it a bummer when your anal retentive subs get so worked up about how filthy your VHS tapes are becoming that they can't relax enough for intercourse?

We got you covered.

Specs: These acrylic earrings measure approximately 1.3" x 0.9". They come on fish hooks giving them a total hang length of 2.5".

Optional Customizations: Fish hooks can be exchanged for clip-ons for unpierced ears.

Accessibility: All metal components are lead-free and nickel-free.